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Reblogged from killthecolonist  27,590 notes
  • dad:

    oh god it's starting shut up i've been waiting for this for months

  • (movie starts)

  • dad:

    THESE ARE THE BICEPS OF FREEDOM

  • dad:

    i don't know what's happening but the french guy fighting cap looks like french macklemore

  • me:

    how do you even know who macklemore is?

  • dad:

    i'm hip. i'm cool

  • me:

    don't you do it

  • dad:

    i'm gonna pop some tags, only got 20 baguettes in my pocket

  • (five minutes later)

  • dad:

    is that the Falcon? that's totally the Falcon

  • me:

    how do you know?

  • dad:

    i used to read the comic books trust me on this i'm an expert. his superpower was that he could talk to birds

  • me:

    birds?

  • dad:

    i mean in hindsight it probably wasn't the most useful thing ever

  • dad:

    if this winter soldier is supposedly a ghost in the machine that nobody's ever seen, and nobody will ever catch, you would think showing up in broad daylight and blowing up cars would not be his modus operandi

  • dad:

    how the heck did he laser through concrete??

  • me:

    idk dad it's nick fury he can probably do whatever he wants

  • dad:

    i'm sorry attractive nurse who just so happens to live next door, my heart belongs to a seventy year russian dude with a bionic arm

  • me:

    what

  • dad:

  • dad:

    nick fury isn't dead. justice never dies. he probably has a billion clones in some top secret storage facility, just waiting for their organ harvest.

  • me:

    ew dad gross no

  • dad:

    i really relate to that apple store employee

  • me:

    we all do dad

  • dad:

    oh that's that guy from the first movie! i remember him! he was my favorite, his eyes were so blue, and he loved steve so much. i wanted them to get together

  • me:

    dad good god

  • dad:

    he was a little less marilyn manson at that point though

  • dad:

    not that guyliner isn't a good look for this guy

  • dad:

    when a deadly russian assassin wears eyeliner, it's 'he's so dreamy' and 'wow what a badass'

  • dad:

    but when i do it it's 'you're too old' and 'bald guys can't pull off make-up'

  • me:

    dad it was halloween and it was one time you need to let this go

  • dad:

    so bucky barnes, aka cute cocky guy who died in the first movie, aka steve roger's best friend/boyfriend, is a top secret super scary brainwashed hydra agent?

  • me:

    mmm-hm

  • dad:

    called it

  • dad:

    do you think single handedly destroying jets is just a common, everyday thing for cap? punch a few tanks, feed a few pigeons, take out a plane, help old ladies cross the street...

  • dad:

    captain america is like your grandad minus the booze and the cussing

  • dad:

    in all honesty that was a little anti-climactic

  • dad:

    i was 100% sure nick fury was gonna descend majestically from the heavens, 'All I do is Win' blaring in the background, and single-handedly save everyone's ass

  • dad:

    scarjo and chris evans are two of the most beautiful people in the world and they are both in this movie and i don't know how to feel about it i have butterflies in my stomach i'm a schoolboy again

  • me:

    you know on second thought we should have brought mom

  • dad:

    where's hawkeye? where's bruce? where's tony? where's thor? WHERE ARE ALL THE OTHER AVENGERS AS THE ENTIRETY OF SHIELD IS COMPROMISED AND NICK FURY DIES

  • me:

    maybe they figured steve could handle it

  • dad:

    maybe they're all lazy assholes

Reblogged from sanziene  13 notes

sanziene:

sanziene:

Dear Americans
I need you to explain to me who thought that it was a good idea to hire a voyeur to design every bathroom stall in america ????

Did

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you

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think

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I was

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kidding?

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because

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I wasn’t!!!!

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What do bathroom steals look like in other countries?

Reblogged from frillious  1,325 notes

frillious:

Hey all !!! i’m moving soon and I need to get rid of some stuff that i dont want to take with me, and since i’m not into Steam Powered Giraffe anymore, I thought i’d lend this stuff to someone who would appreciate it !! ;u;

THIS GIVEAWAY ENDS MONDAY, JULY 28TH AT 12 AM

Here’s what you could win !!!

» Bundle #1 -

SPG the DVD: And The Quest for The Eternal Harp of Golden Dreams

(It shouldn’t be to terribly scratched, but I think the Special Features section doesn’t work umu sorry lovelies)

Rex Marksley (David Michael Bennett) print by Geekshot Photography

» Bundle #2 -

Gen 3(?) SPG buttons (you know, the anime ones)

Gen 1 (pretty sure?) SPG wristbands, The Spine & Rabbit

» Bundle #3 -

Laser engraved wooden Cav gear (can be used as a necklace), Rabbit & Hatchworth (made by me !!)

Handmade buttons, The Spine & Cav logo (made by me also !!!)

» Bundle #4 -

Laser engraved & hand-stained wooden full chess set and board, the Beciles (black) vs. the Walters (white)

(The board is currently in separate squares, so some assembly will be required. Also note that the Becile side became faded when stained, so I would highly encourage using a pen or pencil or w/e to fill in the lines, such as the example in last picture !!! if you have any questions about who’s who (and what they’re holding), contact me and i’d be happy to give you a list)

(this was made by me too yO !!!)

Rules !!!

» You DO NOT have to be following me !!

» Likes DO count !!!!

» Reblog as many fuckin times as you want !!

» Like please, spread this shit around because I can’t take this stuff and I want it to go to good homes !!!!!!

» idk if there should be more rules?? just enter pls !!

What happens when you wwIIINNNNNNN

» There will be FOUR winners !!!!

» The First Place Winner will get a choice between ANY OF THE BUNDLES !! It has to be a bundle, but you’re free to choose which one you want !!!

» The Second Place Winner will get a choice between ANY of the LEFTOVER bundles !!!

» And the 3rd will get a choice between the last two, and the 4th winner will get the remaining bundle !!!

» I will contact you Tuesday if you are one of the winners, and if you don’t reply within one week the spot will become open and i will determine someone else to fill that space & claim the prize !!

» I will need your mailing address and I’ll be mailing the prizes once I get back from a trip, on August 7th!

» I dont think i have the money for international shipping ?? Im sorry ; n;

And i think thats it !!! Once again, y’all have until MONDAY THE 28TH AT MIDNIGHT to win !!!

go go go !!!

Reblogged from frillious  1,325 notes

frillious:

Hey all !!! i’m moving soon and I need to get rid of some stuff that i dont want to take with me, and since i’m not into Steam Powered Giraffe anymore, I thought i’d lend this stuff to someone who would appreciate it !! ;u;

THIS GIVEAWAY ENDS MONDAY, JULY 28TH AT 12 AM

Here’s what you could win !!!

» Bundle #1 -

SPG the DVD: And The Quest for The Eternal Harp of Golden Dreams

(It shouldn’t be to terribly scratched, but I think the Special Features section doesn’t work umu sorry lovelies)

Rex Marksley (David Michael Bennett) print by Geekshot Photography

» Bundle #2 -

Gen 3(?) SPG buttons (you know, the anime ones)

Gen 1 (pretty sure?) SPG wristbands, The Spine & Rabbit

» Bundle #3 -

Laser engraved wooden Cav gear (can be used as a necklace), Rabbit & Hatchworth (made by me !!)

Handmade buttons, The Spine & Cav logo (made by me also !!!)

» Bundle #4 -

Laser engraved & hand-stained wooden full chess set and board, the Beciles (black) vs. the Walters (white)

(The board is currently in separate squares, so some assembly will be required. Also note that the Becile side became faded when stained, so I would highly encourage using a pen or pencil or w/e to fill in the lines, such as the example in last picture !!! if you have any questions about who’s who (and what they’re holding), contact me and i’d be happy to give you a list)

(this was made by me too yO !!!)

Rules !!!

» You DO NOT have to be following me !!

» Likes DO count !!!!

» Reblog as many fuckin times as you want !!

» Like please, spread this shit around because I can’t take this stuff and I want it to go to good homes !!!!!!

» idk if there should be more rules?? just enter pls !!

What happens when you wwIIINNNNNNN

» There will be FOUR winners !!!!

» The First Place Winner will get a choice between ANY OF THE BUNDLES !! It has to be a bundle, but you’re free to choose which one you want !!!

» The Second Place Winner will get a choice between ANY of the LEFTOVER bundles !!!

» And the 3rd will get a choice between the last two, and the 4th winner will get the remaining bundle !!!

» I will contact you Tuesday if you are one of the winners, and if you don’t reply within one week the spot will become open and i will determine someone else to fill that space & claim the prize !!

» I will need your mailing address and I’ll be mailing the prizes once I get back from a trip, on August 7th!

» I dont think i have the money for international shipping ?? Im sorry ; n;

And i think thats it !!! Once again, y’all have until MONDAY THE 28TH AT MIDNIGHT to win !!!

go go go !!!

Reblogged from frillious  1,325 notes

frillious:

Hey all !!! i’m moving soon and I need to get rid of some stuff that i dont want to take with me, and since i’m not into Steam Powered Giraffe anymore, I thought i’d lend this stuff to someone who would appreciate it !! ;u;

THIS GIVEAWAY ENDS MONDAY, JULY 28TH AT 12 AM

Here’s what you could win !!!

» Bundle #1 -

SPG the DVD: And The Quest for The Eternal Harp of Golden Dreams

(It shouldn’t be to terribly scratched, but I think the Special Features section doesn’t work umu sorry lovelies)

Rex Marksley (David Michael Bennett) print by Geekshot Photography

» Bundle #2 -

Gen 3(?) SPG buttons (you know, the anime ones)

Gen 1 (pretty sure?) SPG wristbands, The Spine & Rabbit

» Bundle #3 -

Laser engraved wooden Cav gear (can be used as a necklace), Rabbit & Hatchworth (made by me !!)

Handmade buttons, The Spine & Cav logo (made by me also !!!)

» Bundle #4 -

Laser engraved & hand-stained wooden full chess set and board, the Beciles (black) vs. the Walters (white)

(The board is currently in separate squares, so some assembly will be required. Also note that the Becile side became faded when stained, so I would highly encourage using a pen or pencil or w/e to fill in the lines, such as the example in last picture !!! if you have any questions about who’s who (and what they’re holding), contact me and i’d be happy to give you a list)

(this was made by me too yO !!!)

Rules !!!

» You DO NOT have to be following me !!

» Likes DO count !!!!

» Reblog as many fuckin times as you want !!

» Like please, spread this shit around because I can’t take this stuff and I want it to go to good homes !!!!!!

» idk if there should be more rules?? just enter pls !!

What happens when you wwIIINNNNNNN

» There will be FOUR winners !!!!

» The First Place Winner will get a choice between ANY OF THE BUNDLES !! It has to be a bundle, but you’re free to choose which one you want !!!

» The Second Place Winner will get a choice between ANY of the LEFTOVER bundles !!!

» And the 3rd will get a choice between the last two, and the 4th winner will get the remaining bundle !!!

» I will contact you Tuesday if you are one of the winners, and if you don’t reply within one week the spot will become open and i will determine someone else to fill that space & claim the prize !!

» I will need your mailing address and I’ll be mailing the prizes once I get back from a trip, on August 7th!

» I dont think i have the money for international shipping ?? Im sorry ; n;

And i think thats it !!! Once again, y’all have until MONDAY THE 28TH AT MIDNIGHT to win !!!

go go go !!!

Reblogged from frillious  1,325 notes

frillious:

Hey all !!! i’m moving soon and I need to get rid of some stuff that i dont want to take with me, and since i’m not into Steam Powered Giraffe anymore, I thought i’d lend this stuff to someone who would appreciate it !! ;u;

THIS GIVEAWAY ENDS MONDAY, JULY 28TH AT 12 AM

Here’s what you could win !!!

» Bundle #1 -

SPG the DVD: And The Quest for The Eternal Harp of Golden Dreams

(It shouldn’t be to terribly scratched, but I think the Special Features section doesn’t work umu sorry lovelies)

Rex Marksley (David Michael Bennett) print by Geekshot Photography

» Bundle #2 -

Gen 3(?) SPG buttons (you know, the anime ones)

Gen 1 (pretty sure?) SPG wristbands, The Spine & Rabbit

» Bundle #3 -

Laser engraved wooden Cav gear (can be used as a necklace), Rabbit & Hatchworth (made by me !!)

Handmade buttons, The Spine & Cav logo (made by me also !!!)

» Bundle #4 -

Laser engraved & hand-stained wooden full chess set and board, the Beciles (black) vs. the Walters (white)

(The board is currently in separate squares, so some assembly will be required. Also note that the Becile side became faded when stained, so I would highly encourage using a pen or pencil or w/e to fill in the lines, such as the example in last picture !!! if you have any questions about who’s who (and what they’re holding), contact me and i’d be happy to give you a list)

(this was made by me too yO !!!)

Rules !!!

» You DO NOT have to be following me !!

» Likes DO count !!!!

» Reblog as many fuckin times as you want !!

» Like please, spread this shit around because I can’t take this stuff and I want it to go to good homes !!!!!!

» idk if there should be more rules?? just enter pls !!

What happens when you wwIIINNNNNNN

» There will be FOUR winners !!!!

» The First Place Winner will get a choice between ANY OF THE BUNDLES !! It has to be a bundle, but you’re free to choose which one you want !!!

» The Second Place Winner will get a choice between ANY of the LEFTOVER bundles !!!

» And the 3rd will get a choice between the last two, and the 4th winner will get the remaining bundle !!!

» I will contact you Tuesday if you are one of the winners, and if you don’t reply within one week the spot will become open and i will determine someone else to fill that space & claim the prize !!

» I will need your mailing address and I’ll be mailing the prizes once I get back from a trip, on August 7th!

» I dont think i have the money for international shipping ?? Im sorry ; n;

And i think thats it !!! Once again, y’all have until MONDAY THE 28TH AT MIDNIGHT to win !!!

go go go !!!